[elvis records playing]



[smiles] Has anyone ever told you that you have nice taste in music? 


Jul 22 · 6 hours ago · 4 notes

Huh Fireworks


Lynch has actually amused me slightly this week.


[huffs] Alright, alright. Someone who’s not runnin’ tell me what’s goin’ on… I’m afraid I’m quite left behind. Just a little.

Okay maybe more than little…

Jul 22 · 6 hours ago · 1 note

Speak up.


You’re mumbling like a buffoon. If you have nothing to say then don’t say it at all, but if you wish to actually speak I would advise you to articulate. 


I- er, calm down. look. It isn’t as bad as it seems. I was just saying about some potion that might help control your rage so you don’t just snap. Nice, huh? 2 galleons for a vial.

Jul 22 · 6 hours ago · 23 notes


of course, you’re always better than me aren’t you..*laughs* are you that clueless? No, it has nothing to do with Moose or Klaus. 


Now I’m having a really bad feeling about where this may go…. [shakes head] Yup. Right. That’s the sound of me giving up. My competitive self is taking a vacation on the other side of the world. I’ll treat you 3 butterbeers if you spill it. 

Dave making up his name for Tinder (requested by anonymous)


Dave and Alison New Years 2014

“I’d say I’m a very ambitious person as well—but I love my downtime, I like to relax. I like to work hard and then take a long break and do absolutely nothing, and hang with friends.”

June 4, 2013 | Outside Jimmy Kimmel Live (x)

Dave in Privileged 1x14 - “All About Tough Love”